Pill of the day

May 13, 2013 § Leave a comment

1/4 of the way we hug when we sleep

3/4 of the dreams you share with me

Will you?

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Try…

May 5, 2013 § Leave a comment

…to take a leap of faith.

The harder it is

the softer your heart.

The softer your heart

the better you are.

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Lately

April 30, 2013 § Leave a comment

It’s been like this

Wise tip of the day #17

April 23, 2013 § Leave a comment

Unless you’ve drooled on your other half while sleeping, you’re not intimate enough.

Querer

April 21, 2013 § Leave a comment

“Fall in love from your heart

without modesty, without reason

with the fire of passion.

Fall in love without looking back

always through the eyes and even more.

Love

so you can fight against the wind and fly

to discover the beauty of the sea.

Fall in love

and be able to share our thirst for life.

The gift of love is life itself!

Fall in love

as if you’re between sky and sea

without gravity

feeling the freedom.

Fall in love

without expectations.

Give just for giving, always and even more.”

 

Happy birthday my youth, my pride, my love…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

30 fears for 30

April 17, 2013 § Leave a comment

A list of things I fear about becoming 30. May they fly away once out there!

1) That people will pester me about starting a family.

2) That I’ll probably never start one.

3) That everyone will start noticing my grey hair.

4) That I’ll be having less sex.

5) That Mf will leave me for some 20 year old bimbo.

6) That I’ll be attracting 20 year old college boys. Only.

7) That I’ll never own an apartment that I can decorate according to my taste.

8) That I’ll never own my dream office for my private practice.

9) That I’ll actually have to start using all those beauty products in my cabin.

10) That I’ll have to cut down on booze.

11) That people in the bus will start addressing me in courtesy language.

12) That I’ll have to cut my hair, cos long doesn’t flatter older women.

13) That I might consider staying on 29. For ever.

14) That I might never again want to celebrate my birthday.

15) That all my friends will be talking about babies and family holidays.

16) That if I arrange my girls-only dream trip, none will be able to join cos they’ll be breastfeeding.

17) That I may start crying during romantic comedies.

18) That I’ll be spending more time browsing Martha Stewart instead of, well everyone knows the truth.

19) That playing all day COD with my man will not be considered a cool thing anymore.

20) That once 5) happens people will be hooking me up with a bunch of nice guys whereas I’ll just want to turn into a lesbian.

21) That the first thing I’ll open my eyes to once I’m 30 will be my first wrinkle.

22) That people will get me presents with lame jokes about getting older.

23) That it’ll be inappropriate to sing this out loud.

24) That I’ll start saving money for boobs instead of retirement.

25) That I’ll start saving money for retirement instead of boobs.

26) That movies+dinner will be considered an adventure.

27) That I’ll wear my heels even less often than now.

28) That when the day comes, I’ll act like Joey.

29) That I’ll start having a crush on Justin Bieber.

30) That I’ll have even more moronic fears like these.

Wise tip of the day #14

April 16, 2013 § 2 Comments

Women fake orgasm so that they can have the last word in the breakup.

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