Wise tip of the day #17

Unless you’ve drooled on your other half while sleeping, you’re not intimate enough.

Wise tip of the day #16

Most men will say their favorite movie is Godfather. In reality it’s Hachi: A dog’s tale.

Wise tip of the day #15

Definition of passive-aggressive: Leaving a pizza in the fridge when you know someone at home is observing Lent.

Wise tip of the day #5

Fastest way to lose weight:

1. Leave food on the counter

2. Kitchen door open

3. Talk on the phone

4. Kitty enters