May 20, 2013 § Leave a comment
Washing/drying/ironing/ your baby sis’/daughter’s tiny undies. Not good for your mental health.
April 23, 2013 § Leave a comment
Unless you’ve drooled on your other half while sleeping, you’re not intimate enough.
April 20, 2013 § Leave a comment
April 18, 2013 § Leave a comment
Definition of passive-aggressive: Leaving a pizza in the fridge when you know someone at home is observing Lent.
April 16, 2013 § 2 Comments
Women fake orgasm so that they can have the last word in the breakup.
April 11, 2013 § Leave a comment
When someone meets you after a long time and goes: “Oh my! Look at you… You’ve changed! What did you do?”, he actually knows what you did. You got rid of the baby elephant you were carrying in your belly and thighs last time you met.