Wise tip of the day #18

May 20, 2013 § Leave a comment

Washing/drying/ironing/ your baby sis’/daughter’s tiny undies. Not good for your mental health.

Wise tip of the day #17

April 23, 2013 § Leave a comment

Unless you’ve drooled on your other half while sleeping, you’re not intimate enough.

Wise tip of the day #16

April 20, 2013 § Leave a comment

Most men will say their favorite movie is Godfather. In reality it’s Hachi: A dog’s tale.

Wise tip of the day #15

April 18, 2013 § Leave a comment

Definition of passive-aggressive: Leaving a pizza in the fridge when you know someone at home is observing Lent.

Wise tip of the day #14

April 16, 2013 § 2 Comments

Women fake orgasm so that they can have the last word in the breakup.

Wise tip of the day #13

April 11, 2013 § Leave a comment

When someone meets you after a long time and goes: “Oh my! Look at you… You’ve changed! What did you do?”, he actually knows what you did. You got rid of the baby elephant you were carrying in your belly and thighs last time you met.

Wise tip of the day #12

April 9, 2013 § Leave a comment

If a man endures your mumbling graciously while you’re drunk and PMSing, he’s most likely the man of your life. He’s also a very very brave human being.

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